i bite.

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todd76:

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”

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ohyeselifresh:

theillestgirlalive:

myboyant:

l0vesaf:

readmyshiet:

MY NECK MY BACK

I’m crying lmaooooo

Why have I not seen this lmao

WHAT did I just watch. LMAO!

5 thousand + notes on this….. come on now lmfao.

10,978 notes - 7 January 2013

You think everything’s good and you’ll be together forever but then you get fucked over. It happens.

- 7 January 2013

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0utragious:

can I wreck someones neck or

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